'Twas the Night Before Vampires' Christmas A Parody Poem edition by Mike Cecconi Eve Paludan Literature Fiction eBooks
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’Twas the Night Before Vampires’ Christmas is a very short poem that parodies the famous ’Twas the Night Before Christmas. In this clever noir version, comedy writer Mike Cecconi pits vampires against Santa Claus on the most magical night of the year. The vampires have hatched a diabolical plan to take over Christmas and get what they want. But, which side will prevail? This tale takes twists and turns in a funny nightmare, a what-if poem that readers will want to read out loud. Just because it's so much fun.
'Twas the Night Before Vampires' Christmas A Parody Poem edition by Mike Cecconi Eve Paludan Literature Fiction eBooks
Fun read that takes an updated look at the classic "Twas the night before Christmas" The author does a great job making this poem we all should know and tweaking it to fit in with not only the vampire craze but making it a fresher look at Santa, still a hero.Product details
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'Twas the Night Before Vampires' Christmas A Parody Poem edition by Mike Cecconi Eve Paludan Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
Every year at least one parody on Clement Clarke Moore’s “A Visit From St. Nicholas,” commonly called “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” comes to light. This year, the first one to catch my attention is written by Mike Cecconi.
The parody is available as a standalone purchase, but I happened upon it at the end of P.D. Lake’s “Santa’s Little Heist.” It seems to be a bit longer than the version it parodies and it does not always match the original cadence, but the story it tells works nevertheless.
And, as I was quietly smiling and enjoying Cecconi’s take on Santa vs. the Vampires, I suddenly found myself laughing aloud, tears streaming down my cheeks, at the visual from one stanza near the end. And I quote
“With Rudolph’s nose set to ‘simulate sunlight,’
Thousands went up like fireworks into the night;
Included in the vampires’ incidental losses
Were the deaths from Christmas displays involving crosses.”
For those of us who truly believe, whether it be in vampires or in Santa, this parody hits the mark.
Mmmm not sure whether I did like it. A bit quiirky and not quite what I was expecting. It didn't suit my purpose after I bought the book and read it through.
I bought this because an internet-acquaintance who does the tweets is a pretty funny dude. I sure got 99 cents of laughs out of it.
Fun read that takes an updated look at the classic "Twas the night before Christmas" The author does a great job making this poem we all should know and tweaking it to fit in with not only the vampire craze but making it a fresher look at Santa, still a hero.
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